Wartime theme Launch

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This next theme falls under the title of ‘wartime’ with the more trepidatious and bashful subtitle in extra small writing ‘funtime‘.

War is surprisingly easy to talk about apolitically. It is a subject that is media savvy, universally present in entertainment and saturated with a duality of ambivalence and patriotism. England and Britain at the beginning of this sentence has been in approximately 109 wars and, according to my rashly researched sources, invaded around 9/10 countries: two statistics that are often read with the same pride as your football team winning a match.

In 1984, Orwell colourfully described a forever ongoing war between the three empires to distract away from internal struggles.  This idea was to create solidarity with a central cause to suffer personal grief’s for a more benevolent whole; a removal from reality under the ironic maxim “war is peace”.

And it is peculiar the sort of fetish we embellish war with as distractions to its own brutalities. History is jazzed up, polished and dressed by a fetish for stories and a fixation on the quirks of historical figures like Churchill or Napoleon. Its ultimate distraction is in reference to itself, and as good an example as any is the propaganda or war comics of the 1940′s (and they are right, a good comic with Captain America or the Human Torch pummeling Hitler is a good read).

Today, you still find on playgrounds the game of war, where you dramatically fall to the ground to the kid who makes the best machine gun noise, and roll around in mock agony channeling Shakespearian tragedy. I still laugh at the Sergeant in Full Metal Jacket, (“How tall are you, Private? Five-foot-nine, I didn’t know they stacked shit that high”) and I have never touched the button which turns off the blood in videogames.

All this is, terrible really. I don’t think the poet Owen Wilson would have enjoyed the carnal glee we get in the consumption of war. But then, I should say that I do like it, and it’s in my mind a great privilege to be accidentally ambivalent. To actively like watching documentaries and reading books on war is because it is so removed from my reality, and that is all made possible by people who have had war as part of theirs. That freedom gives me the greatest respect for soldiers who protected that right.

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The Fuzzy Feel-Good Film Club

This month’s Film Club is dedicated to a selection of delightful movies that reduce my heart to a squishy lump of internal fuzz. These are ‘feel-good’ films, but none of them are rom-coms, because I have good taste, goddamnit*. Now, for a moment, let us forget about all the hatred in the world.

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The Life Aquatic

If I could choose to live in any movie, it would be a Wes Andersson movie (probably Fantastic Mr. Fox – I would be Mrs Fox, painting badass landscapes, having a utility belt filled with paintbrushes and making snappy deadpan comments all day), but this scene from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou is just beautiful. It’s a playful, nostalgic, dolls house world with a science lab, dolphins and Bill Murray’s wonderful monotonous descriptive narrative. I say no more.

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Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory

I don’t trust anyone who wouldn’t want to visit the candy world in this film. Yes I want to eat those plastic lollypops and giant balloon gobstoppers, and jump in the definitely-too-runny-to-be-chocolate water.

I also enjoy singing this song with my sister every time we happen to be going down a flight of stairs together.

Little Miss Sunshine

A film about a dysfunctional family, death and personal failure – not your traditional feel-good storyline! Despite this, it is a delightful, charming and hilarious movie. Also, I love comedy dance scenes. I couldn’t find any online clips so here is my illustrated interpretation of Olive’s dance to the song ‘Super Freak’ at the beauty pageant.

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*I will, and do, watch rom-coms, but they are not feel-good movies. They are movies I watch when I’m hungover and I always end up crying and feeling terrible, or so happy that I cry, and then feel terrible.

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The Fuzz Mixtape

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Drawing of the week- at the Barbers

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My drawing of the week for this months theme of ‘fuzz’. This is particularly dedicated to my hairdresser ‘Mad Mick’, and any other hairdresser who doesn’t ask questions or does not complain, presumably because they enjoy the challenge i present to them.

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FUZZ

fuzz1
n
1. a mass or covering of fine or curly hairs, fibres, etc.
2. a blur
vb
1. to make or become fuzzy
2. to make or become indistinct; blur

This months theme is FUZZ! I don’t have much to say about it other than it being one of my favourite words, and also, here is Johnny Ramone fuzzing about with his guitar!

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Something of the Month: The Gut Parka

Welcome to the North American Arctic

On the theme of Weather, I present to you this delightful waterproof garment of the month; The gut skin parka.

Staying warm and dry is essential to survival in the North American Arctic. People have lived in these frozen and remote areas for millennia, and with no umbrellas or pac-a-macs in their igloo walk-in wardrobes, they used their ingenuity and resourcefulness to create incredibly efficient waterproof garments. The guts of seals and sea lions were used to create lightweight overcoats. I bet these would keep you dry at Glastonbury. You might not make many friends though.

You can see one for yourself in the North Americas section of the British Museum.

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Drawing of the Week by Kate Rowland

Weatherman-smSwitching over to the intergalactic forecast.

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Is it raining outside? I didn’t notice

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A Tree Grows in Brooklyn’ was written by Betty Smith, published in 1943 , made into a film in 1945 and is a book that you have to read. This is a point that I will continually stress. You may have heard of it, you may have not but it is of my opinion that it is one of the best ‘great American novels’ in a long list of great American novels.

The book follows the story of the Nolan family, who are a poor immigrant family from both Ireland and Austria persevering in the harsh, antagonistic reality of poverty in urban Brooklyn who survive through their tenacity and trust in the possibility of success in a new country that promises freedom.
Johnny Nolan, the patriach of the household is a charismatic singer and waiter who is loved by everybody. He is an adoring husband, and father that is young and reckless, but is also helpless and dependant and resorts to alcoholism as he struggles to be the father that he knows he is unable to be.
In contrast to Johnny, Katie Nolan, the mother is realistic, hardworking and practical. She supports the family, emotionally and financially, and brings up her children in extreme poverty whilst ensuring that they have a educated and adversely happy upbringing. Although she favours her son, Neeley, she does not show it, as he grows to have mirror his father, but vow never to drink.

Which brings me on to the protagonist of the story. Francie Nolan. Francie embodies all the Nolans; she takes the good out of everything, and from all the characters, including her aunts and grandmother, develops through the story un-phased  by complete, soul crushing tragedy.

And that is the beauty of this book. Every miserable restriction, every unfair liberty struck at the Nolan’s expense you feel, but with Francie’s unshakable sunny disposition and resolve. It rains, and it thunders, but you laugh. The book validates presumptions of ethical standards with noble acts made acceptable because of their extreme situation, and despite all odds, the family thrives. It’s the perfect most beautifully written sentiment of when live gives you lemons…

So that’s the book.  In all sincerity, If i thought it would help, I would transcribe it  here in it’s entirety if i thought it would be read but i know how fickle the internet is. Please buy it from a book store, order it online or if you are technologically savvy download it to your Kindle but read it. In fact, if you are strapped for cash, you can borrow my copy.

It’s fantastic. Read it. Okay, i’m done.

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The Weather Playlist

This month’s playlist will guide you through the schizophrenic weather of February. Enjoy!

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And Now Here’s Byng With The Weather.

We seem to have been experiencing an awful lot of meteorological lunacy lately, which has acted as a handy build up to this month’s theme: The Weather. Every time I look out the window I see a new item of weather has landed on the grass,  reminding me of my After School Club month-holder-ship (is there a card for that?) My forecast for this month is sunny with a chance of Cher. And speaking of sharing (we pretty much were) here’s why I chose this fickle mistress of a theme, presented, of course, underneath a drawing of Michael Fish.

 

Louise Byng: the weather man 2013

 

The weather acts as a classic anecdote of British life. We’re not a country of extremes and so we monitor the slight changes in our weather carefully. When it snows, Canada mocks “you call that snow?!” yet we take pride in digging our trusty plastic sledge out from the garage and watch helplessly as our transport systems fall apart around us. As soon as the sun peeks around the clouds, someone opens a can of British Summertime and flip flops are rediscovered; bodies untouched by the light suddenly walk about town topless in search of ice cream, burning carelessly. However an umbrella is the accessory of choice for a trip to the UK, with the Czech Republic even turning up to the London 2012 opening ceremony in wellies. Certainly not in the same league as countries that experience monsoons, hurricanes, tsunamis, it is the attention we pay to our limited climate that puts us up there in the weather league tables.

Since first discovering the writing tool of pathetic fallacy at school I’ve found myself conscious of the power of the weather to affect situations. A downpour has the ability to make everyday events feel a cruelly scripted scene. It’s raining, girl is late for train. No coat, a sorry excuse for shoes, she splashes desperately like a dying salmon struggling through the stream of office workers going the other way. A sunny morning instead conjures a vitamin-D-addled haze, and the mind seems only able to recall the loveliest parts of our lives leading up to that point.

Strangely the act of talking about the weather is a completely inert experience, predominantly used to avoid any personal or meaningful discourse. Perhaps through lacking the blessed ability to generate naturally convincing small talk, discussing what it’s like ‘out’ has become a universal comfort zone. Afterall, rain falls on the just and the unjust alike.

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Drawing of the week by Nathan Hackett

What would the most talented man in the world have to say about the merits of ‘genius’.
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It’s alive! It’s alive!

A small selection of horror films that more or less deals with inventions and mad scientists.

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920) directed by Robert Wiene
A killer combination of German expressionism and sleep walking of a film.

CALIGARI

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1920) directed by John S. Robertson
The novella by Robert Louis Stevenson has been adapted to screen quite a few times. This version from 1920 features John Barrymore who, by the way, pretty much died during a radio show. His last words were: ‘Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.’ This was however not caught on tape or aired.

JEKYLLHYDE

Frankenstein (1931) directed by James Whale
Dr. Frankenstein reinvents life which could have been a great success if only Fritz didn’t mess up the brains. This movie also messed up little Ana’s brain in the beautiful film ‘The Spirit of the Beehive’ (1973).

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The Brain that wouldn’t Die (1962)
Scientist like brains. So does B-movie film makers.

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X: The Man with the X-Ray Eyes (1963)
The poster says it all.

XRAY

 

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Thank you.

 

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Drawing of the Week by Byng

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Since university I seem to be dealt my flashes of inspiration at the gym. On the treadmill, looking out the window, flushed and feeling the burn, it hits me. Idea after idea after idea. The solution to last night’s problem. How I’m going to make money. What to draw next, see next, do next. What to have for tea. I look around, to see if anyone else is wide-eyed with promise, like are you guys getting this!? They generally just look focused and determined while I’m anything but, desperately resisting the urge to run home and start work on a new project.

These plentiful Eureka! nuggets reverberating around my noggin may be generated as a remedial distraction from my body’s external pain, or simply a reward for getting out of bed and into some trainers.
Of course it could just be the lack of oxygen reaching my brain, the gym has a gas leak, or ASDA sports drink is made too close to a radioactive power plant, but whatever the reason – I need to start taking a notebook.

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Something of the Month: Intellectual Property

‘Location, location, location’ is where we get all of our ideas. Although, If you want to become a genius other things play a part. Like… food, because ‘you are what you eat’. Carbohydrates, carbohydrates, carbohydrates. Although, i’m always being told the importance of a good healthy diet. That’s why people who eat ‘onions have many layers’, and others may be a ‘tough nut to crack’. Clothes too are involved: intellectual chic is a tweed jacket from River Island where a child factory worker has been paid to wear away the elbows by intense levels of thinking at his desk for several years for you (and even then it’s still expensive). All because, you have to ‘dress to impress’.

And that’s all it takes really. ‘Genius is the mother of invention’, but did you know that invention is a bastard child? Genius, being a flirtatious mistress makes several candidates along the way for the estranged father of Invention; namely luck, procrastination or the ‘milkman’, and everybody has at least one of those.

Where am i going with this? Well, i like aeroplanes, because ‘it gets you places’. It’s better than car, because every-time i drive it always ‘leads me to Rome’, and what i want to ‘get to is the point’. I mean, ‘what was my point again’? Oh yes, I ‘ got to the point’. Or did i ‘miss the point’? No, at the moment ‘i’m beside the point’, and the only way we’ll ever meet is by being at the ‘same place at the same time’.

And, for that reason, my ‘thing of the month’ this month on the theme of EUREKA! is a list of intellectual properties.

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Eureka! Playlist

Turn those speakers up and prepare for enlightenment.
For each theme we will compile a collective mixtape to soundtrack your month. An eclectic mix of nostalgic tracks, sweeping electronica and charming instrumentals, this one goes out to any lab technicians called Terry.

Eureka Playlist

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Ten points for spotting the inadvertant pi symbol.

- Byng

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Eureka!

Kate Rowland - Eureka!Every idea has a beginning. Often that beginning is a moment of inspiration, a magical realisation, or what we at After School Club refer to as a Eureka! moment. These moments can leap out at us when we least expect it – whilst dozing in bed, taking the dog for a walk, or, ahem, sitting on the lavatory.

Ideas do not always work. The fantastic, infallible idea for a novel you concoct at 4am turns out to be a nonsensical mess when you re-read your notes at a reasonable hour. Those rocket boosters you mentally designed in the shower turn out to oppose all laws of physics and never leave the ground. But one day all your hard work will pay off! You’ll experience the euphoria of a great achievement! A big round of applause to you. This month, After School Club’s first ever month, is a celebration of exciting new ideas, of metaphorical floating lightbulbs switching on, and that wonderful moment when all the pieces of the puzzle fit into place and the world makes sense.
Eureka!

- Kate

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Welcome to the Club!

And so, just like that, the After School Club is born!Eureka Chair bannerWe will be bringing you a different batch of illustrated goodies each month, all based around a monthly theme. Our genesis, our alpha, our Big Bang (or perhaps Crunch) comes in the form of Kate‘s choice – EUREKA!
As you can see the After School chair has been transformed into a new-fangled contraption accordingly.

Here’s to a New Year full of new ideas. Welcome to the club!

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Nathan sipping coffee by Maria Midttun

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Maria Midttun drinking healthily by Nathan Hackett

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Kate Rowland, looking colourful in pencil by illustrator Louise Byng

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Louise Byng, looking lovely inked by illustrator Kate Rowland

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